To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: September 10, 2004
Subject: Movie!!!!!!1
Let's make a movie!
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: September 10, 2004
Subject: Re: Movie!!!!!!1
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From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: September 11, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Movie!!!!!!1
I've got it all planned out. I found this Super 8 camera at a flea market so I'm thinking snuff, of course.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: September 11, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Movie!!!!!!1
you want to make a snuff film?
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: September 11, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Movie!!!!!!1
Yes. Well, no. I want to make a movie about snuff movies. Duh.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: September 11, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Movie!!!!!!1
oh. ok
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 2, 2004
Subject: Snuffed Out
dude, whats with all the shit? seriously. like those are the grossest toilets ive ever seen. and all the pissing? but anyway, im worried this movie isnt working out. you wanted a movie about snuff but its just about a fat guy killing people. and your weird poo fetish.
so these kids find some snuff movies in a barn or whatever but they dont know theyre snuff? and then they go drinking and then they return to the snuff barn (for no good reason) and then what?
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 5, 2004
Subject: Re: Snuffed Out
And then they die. Don't worry about it.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 5, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Snuffed Out
but i am worried. snuff has got nothing to do with anything in this movie. no ones filming the kids as they die. the big fat guy is just killing them because he loves murder. and you set up fat guy's brother to be an accomplice in the killing but he hasn't done anything and im worried youre trying to save it for a surprise at the end. no ones going to believe these people are that stupid.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 7, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Snuffed Out
oh. so now youre not talking to me?
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 12, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Snuffed Out
Sorry! Sorry, I was on this cinematography course thing. I got some great ideas for some cool shots. Have you seen my Spaceballs DVD?
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 12, 2004
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:Snuffed Out
did you also learn to edit? because that excrement...
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 12, 2004
Subject: The shit stays
The shit stays.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 23, 2004
Subject: that shit has to go
good god, man. not only did you do everything i told you not to do, you somehow made it worse than i thought possible. what was up with that meta-moment where she kills the stunt double? that can't happen in this movie. and i told you not to dress all the blonde women in the same underwear; its impossible to tell their corpses apart. and then you shoot someone point-blank only to have her appear unharmed in the next scene. and it absolutely does not track that it takes the entire length of the film for that last guy to figure out the fat murderer isnt working alone.
seriously. im trying to think of the right word here...cohesive? coherent? some co-word. whatever it is, this movie doesnt have it. it kinda looks like you just made it up as you went along.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 30, 2004
Subject: Carver
Yeah you're right about the snuff. I mean it's in there alright, but I'm thinking we'll call it Carver instead. Get it? Because the snuff family is named Carver. And, and he carves people up.
Yeah you're right about the snuff. I mean it's in there alright, but I'm thinking we'll call it Carver instead. Get it? Because the snuff family is named Carver. And, and he carves people up.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: November 30, 2004
Subject: Re: Carver
dont contact me about this ever again.
dont contact me about this ever again.
From: Frank Guerrero Jr
To: Frank Guerrero Jr
Date: March 8, 2007
Subject: Re: Re: Carver
Dude! We got distribution!! We should totally make another one.
Dude! We got distribution!! We should totally make another one.
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