Wednesday, 23 December 2009

All I Want For Christmas

As the day of reckoning is nearly upon us, we grow ever more fearful that our greatest wishes, our deepest desires, won't be fulfilled. We've tried to be nice all year, but let's face it, we're not that nice.

Read on to find out what some people have asked of Santa for 2009.

Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez
: A return to 1999.

Rob Zombie: Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men and women, and a nice, wholesome rom-com.

Megan Fox: I totally want empowerment.

Dimension Films: Some of Tinkerbell's fairy dust. And a couple of happy thoughts.

Stephen Spielberg: Will Smith in a movie about vengeance, or possibly revenge. With ghosts. An maybe in 3D.

Sam Raimi: Evil Dead 4.

Platinum Dunes: The Saw franchise.

Michael Myers: A shave and a haircut.

Stephanie Meyer: A dictionary.

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